Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 09, 2023

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    Sir Penta Claus

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Stockings are clothes and they weren’t ready yet.

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    Looks like some kind of sox appeal.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    If Adam came first, why isn’t his hair longer?

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    Digital Frog  5 months ago

    get thee behind me, Santa!

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    einarbt  5 months ago

    No wonder Lilith left. Also weren’t the first humans black.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    Was the Garden of Eden in Burma? (Or Florida?) That looks like a Burmese Python. (Was it named ‘Monty’?

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Well of course. They had no concept of what clothes are. Not even socks.

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    JohnCL  5 months ago

    And I thought B.C. was anachronistic.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    Early advertising agency. Been around ever since

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    goboboyd  5 months ago

    Give the gift of knowledge.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  5 months ago

    Fairy tales upon fairy-tales.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    Those socks are more tempting than the apples. Makes sense after walking barefoot over thorny grass

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    HOTLOTUS1  5 months ago

    careful you 2. someone is STOCKING you. and really , it’s Eve’s fault anyway

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    Papakillamon  5 months ago

    Sorry folksSock it to me Satan

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wow, I didn’t know Krampus was in the Bible!

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    David_J Premium Member 5 months ago

    This should be framed and hung in a museum. I’d call it “Of Two Fairytales”.

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    anomalous4  5 months ago

    I presume the stockings have apples in the toes? My mom always put an apple or an orange in the toes of our stockings to make them easier to fill.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Fits right in with the rest of the fairy tale.

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    shorzy  5 months ago

    Love it! Materialism/consumerism instead of love your neighbor as yourself!

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    CougarAllen  5 months ago

    If this is the first attempt that snake should still have legs. Unless … could it be that not every story is literally factual???

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Those stocking should be bulging with at least one apple apiece.

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    Hapthorn  5 months ago

    Question I always wondered about: exactly who was supposed to eat the fruit of the two magic trees? And why plant them in Eden? Why not Tasmania or Alaska?

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    artjohn42  5 months ago

    Those look like Santa’s boots. Guess the snake got hungry.

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    He got better at it during the 20th Century. Sniped it right out from under Jay’s nose,

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    Cactus-Pete  5 months ago

    That doesn’t look like a fig tree. And since the serpent was cursed to crawl on its belly after the incident, doesn’t that imply it had legs before?

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    keenanthelibrarian  5 months ago

    Well, that’s about as reasonable as the fairy story as written in the Bible.

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    darthnul  5 months ago

    Christmas in the garden of Eden? How does that timeline work?

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