Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2024

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    Pointspread  3 months ago

    AKA: Saint Fagedaboudit.

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    crosscompiler Premium Member 3 months ago

    Amateur. Doesn’t even have a jet.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Quick, come up with some wacky mythology like all the other religions. Space aliens was already taken.

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    New meaning to “Say your prayers”.

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    Doubly Horque Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nobody getting hurt is a lot better than the reputation many churches have.

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    keenanthelibrarian  3 months ago

    All of the ‘Os" look like targets; and you spell ’Holy’ just like that, not ‘Holey’. Just thought you all needed to know that …

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    braindead Premium Member 3 months ago

    The story of Scientology.

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    Brockie  3 months ago

    So many TV religious organizations seem to be just money making machines, wonder if Jesus had a jet?

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    There’s an app for that?

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Behold the miracle of the endless ‘bread’ coming out of your pockets. Stop the endless whining — or you sleep with the fishes.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Before this he worked for “Loopholes R Us”.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s a lovely family to have… Be a shame anything happen to them.

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    LawrenceS  3 months ago

    Government said non-profits, which includes churches, shouldn’t be taxed if they don’t engage in politics and are doing acts of charity. Lot of churches breaking the law on the first one (big one just admitted it yesterday), and a lot of crooks will suddenly call an empty building a ‘church’ until it sells so there is no property tax on it. (And don’t get me started on “acts of charity” which are buying a third private jet for the pastor.)

    How about allocating more $$ to the fraud squads? They’ll pay for themselves with the taxes crooks are hiding.

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    dot-the-I  3 months ago

    ….. Hurt" Except heretics, who are candidates for a drive-by, keyhole detonation or taking “one in the hat.”

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    That’s Wall Street in a nutshell. But go against the grain and you’ll be prosecuted like there’s no tomorrow. I think it’s called honor among thieves.

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    tpcox928  3 months ago

    That is essentially what Trump is promising: Re-elect him and nobody gets hurt.

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    bbenoit  3 months ago

    For some, this is hitting very close to home.

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Nobody will be hurt. A lot of nobodies will be hurt.

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    Hollymartins2  3 months ago

    “But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what’s going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.” – Frederick “Hannah and her Sisters”

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    T Smith  3 months ago

    ALL theistic religions are protection rackets.

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    “It’s Hedley, not Hedda.”

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    erniebob51  3 months ago

    just down the street from the “sacred church of whatever feels good”.

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Looks as good as any other religious organization, maybe better. Aren’t they all based on threats?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    No religion can make that claim!

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    Ishka Bibel  3 months ago

    The Mango Menace will be trying this next.

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sorry, You cannot create a ‘church’ to legalize already illegal activities.

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    Elder Lee Fox  3 months ago

    Hedley Lamarr?

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    We haven’t been seeing a lot of new churches lately, maybe Heaven’s Gate and The People’s Temple had something to do with that

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    Geezer  3 months ago

    https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Legal_status_of_the_Universal_Life_Church

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    You got some nice beliefs there. It would be a pity if something bad happened to them. You look like a tithing sort of guy. Let’s go with 15% and you get to keep your ethnicity, too.

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    majkmushrm Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nobody seems to have noticed that Holy (as in sacred) doesn’t have an ‘e’ unlike Swiss Cheese which is, in fact, holey.

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    George Carlin on God, “He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  3 months ago

    Or The Church Where Nobody Gets Full of Holes

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  3 months ago

    In fairness,sometimes the church really DOES need a new roof.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Two in the hat.

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    Tootsie Premium Member 3 months ago

    Tax fraud is not a victimless crime. Fact checking Trump’s claims. BBC .Com/news/66989373

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    So Mitch McConnell is stepping down after the November elections, eh? Just like every murder-suicide I’ve ever heard of — good idea, wrong order.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    My son, it would be a great shame if…

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Leave a large offering in the plate and you get to leave unharmed.

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 3 months ago

    Real nice planet youse gots here. Be a shame for something to happen to it. Better tithe up before Wednesday night supper. Capiche?

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    ehs2  3 months ago

    Christian Reich

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    Jason Allen  3 months ago

    The IRS will hand those out to just about anyone. Just ask Joel Osteen, Paula White, and Greg Locke.

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    I worry he didn’t misspell “holey”. Nice robes though.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    ‘I don’t agree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it’ VoltaireWhy among other areas we have a First Amendment.

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