Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 20, 2024

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    AllishaDawn  about 2 months ago

    Where can you see Santa before Thanksgiving?

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    Would a red polyester suit work better?

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 months ago

    Yeah, they know you’re still watching their kids.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Especially in June!

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    Jml58  about 2 months ago

    There is a season for everything. This is not the season for Santa.

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    face.less_b  about 2 months ago

    Well, every dog has his day. Yours happens to be December 25.

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    Mediatech  about 2 months ago

    If there is only twelve days of Christmas, how come it lasts from October to mid January?

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Save your complaints for someone who cares. The Easter Bunny’ll be here in about 10 minutes.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Yet their Liberal parent insist they watch Blippi.

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    Prey  about 2 months ago

    If you love Christmas, there is this island I know about ……

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago

    There’s a guy in my area who works as a Santa in season. Has his own beard and really looks the part, and his wife dresses up too. He has a personalized license plate that says NICELIST.

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    ajr58(1)  about 2 months ago

    2023 was my rookie year as a Santa. Keeping the beard. I love it when even now in the store some children look, and you can tell they’re thinking, “Is he …?”

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Pre-decorated Christmas trees showed up in big box stores in late Sept. Seasonal music played at low volume until October. By the time Christmas arrived, very few cared about it at all. Even the kids were tired of seeing them.

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    winowino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    They’ll never leave with a ‘closed’ door . . . ;-)

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    Not untrue. Especially in June.

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    JudyAz  about 2 months ago

    Nice pictures on the wall!

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    Anon4242  about 2 months ago

    This year Balsam Hill started running Christmas tree ads in April.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I always thought that Santa thing was a bad idea. Then I worked in a mall and saw one behind the scenes, and I KNEW it was a bad idea!

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    Ishka Bibel  about 2 months ago

    It is good to see a man willing to swaddle himself in velvet

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    He does look like Billy Bob Thornton

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Give it a few more months, Santa, and you’ll be popular again.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago

    And he shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jello shots.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 months ago

    Try NOT wearing red VELVET in warm / hot weather, weirdo.

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    lnrokr55  about 2 months ago

    With shopping segments on Morning TV almost every day of the week 12 months a year what’s your problem Santa ???

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    Seems a bit hot these days for that garb, Santa.

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    yimhere  about 2 months ago

    Love the pictures on the wall…… different from the usual blanks!

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    robcarroll1213  about 2 months ago

    I bet his ho ho ho keeps him happy!

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    6turtle9  about 2 months ago

    The red nose isn’t going to help.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 months ago

    The funny old guy in the red suit is paid by the store that supplies the chair and all the decorations, as well as being surrounded by umpteen families waiting to have a go; can’t see there’s much problem there. But if he’s walking around in summer heat, then I would steer clear – but wait, what if it were a woman wearing that clobber .. ? Now that WOULD be weird.

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    The Cheese Wheel of Conclusion  about 2 months ago

    Timing’s everything.

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    eddi-TBH  about 2 months ago

    Seasonal employment is always a downer.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    Rough off season at North Pole, Nick?

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