Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 25, 2024

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    willispate  about 2 months ago

    hello, The Great Gonzo? have i got a Chicken act for you!

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    Ratkin  about 2 months ago

    That’s a real pullet surprise!

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    Or the Beatles.

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    hariseldon59  about 2 months ago

    Now there’s something you don’t see every day.

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    They’re still getting to the other side.

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    braindead Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ve heard they’re getting pretty tired of having their motives questioned.

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    Alabama Al  about 2 months ago

    A chicken wakes up to a new world every day.

    Far as the Chicken’s concerned everything’s A-OK.

    A chicken don’t worry about nothing, but clucking,

    And the price of eggs today.

    (And don’t worry much about that.)

    ‘Cause what the farmer don’t snatch before she can hatch,

    The weasel gonna steal ’em anyway.

    A chicken wakes up to a new world every day.

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    joannesshadow  about 2 months ago

    EGG-sactly!

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    But it isn’t the chicken that crossed the road. That question has never and will never be finally decided.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 2 months ago

    Why’d the chicken cross the road? Easy. To prove to the possum (or in Texas, the armadillo) that it could be done!

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    rmercer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Did I ask?! Did I ask?1

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    wirepunchr  about 2 months ago

    I thought you only put ducks in a row.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    So, the rumors of them getting away from Colonel Sanders are false…

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    tuliplover  about 2 months ago

    They’re crossing the street to get away from the fried chicken restaurant.

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    Wow… who knew?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So THAT’S why they cross the road…

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    colinmac2  about 2 months ago

    It’s the happy faces on the chickens I love.

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    dadlivonia  about 2 months ago

    but the first one had to have a reason – maybe trying to get away from the BBQ joint on one side.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    They are just forcing the first chicken across the street in hopes he will get hit by the punch line first.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 months ago

    Why? Because the “Walk” sign was lit.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    An update unintended follow to yesterday’s ‘Flying McCoys’ I see.

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    Better than the chicken dance or the Macarena, I guess.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 months ago

    Summer’s here and the time is right for dancing in the street.

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    bngooby  about 2 months ago

    It’s hard to resist a conga line!!!

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    KevinCarson  about 2 months ago

    To get away from Chuck C. Johnson

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    MarshaOstroff  about 2 months ago

    What on earth do chickens have to do with conga lines?

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