I don’t know why, but I always thought the reincarnation started at the bottom of the food chain and that we worked our way to the top – a long journey – as we learned how to be our best soul. Of course that means we could be reincarnated next as bacteria or viruses!
Not following or even believing in any of the gods has nothing to do with believing in the possiblity of reincarnation. That is a belief fairly common among hunter-gatherer and horticultural peoples and although they tend to believe in ancestral spirits and/or natural power-beings they aren’t necessarily deist.
David_the_CAD 2 months ago
Reincarnation sounds good, you are better off trying to get things right this time around.
The good news is that you do not have to be prefect; and I will leave it there.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago
If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I’d like to come back as an otter.
lalapalooza Premium Member 2 months ago
Ha! not going to state the obvious here.
eromlig 2 months ago
He must’ve seen Pat Boone’s latest movie.
Zykoic 2 months ago
He was just an aberration of atomic bonding.
Funniguy 2 months ago
Yes, but only one. You might want to use your Breakfast Ball first.
steveh64 2 months ago
I’m with Marvin the Paranoid Android on this one.
A whole new life? “Unnh… not another one!”
bluecat 2 months ago
Yes! I came back!
But as an ant?
baskate_2000 2 months ago
No, you don’t.
sandpiper 2 months ago
Be interesting to see how that works out.
Prey 2 months ago
With the current state of the world, not sure if I want to come back – or have a society to come back to.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 2 months ago
We’re doomed, I tell you! The whole bloody lot of us! Fred Astaire quote from the original On the Beach movie.
Cactus-Pete 2 months ago
He was later born in another body? Then the rest of the comic makes no sense.
Papakillamon 2 months ago
Any of my 13 dogs or a swallow tailed kite.
johnschutt 2 months ago
Nope. It doesn’t work that way. Heb 9:27 “And just as it is appointed for man to die once, and after that comes judgment,”
ladykat 2 months ago
No, you don’t.
raybarb44 2 months ago
Good luck with that…..
Otis Rufus Driftwood 2 months ago
Someone is going to be disappointed.
Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago
If Kamala was reincarnated she would come back as a Karen minivan driving soccer mom and vote for Trump.
KEA 2 months ago
I’ve always thought it was unfair life doesn’t get a dress rehearsal at least
owlsandy Premium Member 2 months ago
I don’t know why, but I always thought the reincarnation started at the bottom of the food chain and that we worked our way to the top – a long journey – as we learned how to be our best soul. Of course that means we could be reincarnated next as bacteria or viruses!
martens 2 months ago
How come no one has mentioned Archie and Mehitabel? Now there was a good study of reincarnation.
DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago
Unfortunately, you’ll never know until it’s too late. Also, what’s with the “but”? You could believe in an atheistic version of reincarnation.
HidariMak 2 months ago
Even though I’m an atheist, it’s still nice to occasionally fantasize about karma. Justice in the next life if not in this one, and all that.
Smeagol 2 months ago
I tell my SIL I want to be reincarnated as one of her dogs.
moondog42 Premium Member 2 months ago
I joked to my manager that her epitaph will be: Did you check the wiki?
kendavis09 2 months ago
With my luck, I’d come back as a lemming.
leemorse9777 2 months ago
I’m hoping for ghost, but not holding my breath. One trip, no repeats, no do overs. Try to enjoy the ride.
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Sounds like a golfer, why bring religion into it???
Bilan 2 months ago
His wife is probably insulted by that request.
Curiosity Premium Member 2 months ago
Not following or even believing in any of the gods has nothing to do with believing in the possiblity of reincarnation. That is a belief fairly common among hunter-gatherer and horticultural peoples and although they tend to believe in ancestral spirits and/or natural power-beings they aren’t necessarily deist.
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
If at first you don’t succeed, you better hope you can try again.
Earnestly Frank 2 months ago
I just think of all of those people who will feel so silly when they wake up after they are dead to find out there is no afterlife.