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This cartoon has the same structure as an old Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it. Five hundred people died. Then the grenade went off.
Many years ago I adopted a stray GSD, he wasnāt neutered so heād put his nose up in the air and next thing I know heād jump my 6 foot fence with a running start. Some female out there in heat. To the vet he went the 3rd time he went awol.
Unfulfilled idea I had for a Rodgers & Hammerstein concert my community choir did ā sing āA Fellow Needs a Girlā from Allegro, about a man needing a sympathetic, loving companion to listen to him after a hard day, with my wife and one of our dogs sitting on a bench, then on the last line, āMy kind of girl is you,ā pick up the dog.
C 4 months ago
Another tragic Stockholm Syndrome victim
Superfrog 4 months ago
We wonāt know if heās a truly successful rescue until you give him back his shoes.
Enter.Name.Here 4 months ago
Heās still planning his escape. Patience, patienceā¦
Zykoic 4 months ago
Still chases cars once in a while.
Concretionist 4 months ago
I presume heās starting to lose his memory and was actually out looking for his lovely young wifeā¦
wallylm 4 months ago
Mind you, patience and a good regular diet could also help being regular!
Ubintold 4 months ago
I bet she makes him walk the dog.
Brockie 4 months ago
After 52 years of marriage I still am working on a plan to run away, if I had know it was going to last this long I would have said āmaybeāā¦
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago
Whoās a good boy?
boniface22 4 months ago
I remember this one from last time around; still very funny.
parforden 4 months ago
Come on Wiley! Nobody reads the paper anymore. Even the Washington Post is losing subscribers hand over fist!
keenanthelibrarian 4 months ago
Mother always knows best .. so long as heās agreeable.
Indiana Guy Premium Member 4 months ago
āIf you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they are yours. If they donāt return, they never were.ā
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
A Man and His Dog: An old āThem Twoā Movement.
MS72 4 months ago
Feed Me. FEED ME!
[Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago
I remember the movie āMiseryā
DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago
Saw it coming, but a fine twist on a classic comic trope!
xSigoff Premium Member 4 months ago
Tell me again what that white thing he is holding in his handsā¦looks >
TexTech 4 months ago
This cartoon has the same structure as an old Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it. Five hundred people died. Then the grenade went off.
shorzy 4 months ago
:-)
Calvins Brother 4 months ago
Wonder if she gives him tummy rubs?
syzygy47 4 months ago
He settled down after getting neutered. The dog has an appointment for one next week.
Smeagol 4 months ago
Many years ago I adopted a stray GSD, he wasnāt neutered so heād put his nose up in the air and next thing I know heād jump my 6 foot fence with a running start. Some female out there in heat. To the vet he went the 3rd time he went awol.
gcarlson 4 months ago
Unfulfilled idea I had for a Rodgers & Hammerstein concert my community choir did ā sing āA Fellow Needs a Girlā from Allegro, about a man needing a sympathetic, loving companion to listen to him after a hard day, with my wife and one of our dogs sitting on a bench, then on the last line, āMy kind of girl is you,ā pick up the dog.
Godfreydaniel 4 months ago
Is either one of them housebroken?
mindjob 4 months ago
Now heās too fat to run away
lnrokr55 4 months ago
More dumb stereotypes about women and men, gee what could go wrong??? Vote yet? ;-)
Bilan 4 months ago
Heās waiting until itās safe to go back to McDonalds before he runs away again.
willie_mctell 4 months ago
Thatās one of my favorite joke templates in action.
Dr_Fogg 4 months ago
Will they runaway together?
eddi-TBH 4 months ago
Rearing a feral husband is no easy chore.