Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2024

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    C  4 months ago

    Another tragic Stockholm Syndrome victim

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    We wonā€™t know if heā€™s a truly successful rescue until you give him back his shoes.

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    Heā€™s still planning his escape. Patience, patienceā€¦

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    Still chases cars once in a while.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    I presume heā€™s starting to lose his memory and was actually out looking for his lovely young wifeā€¦

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    wallylm  4 months ago

    Mind you, patience and a good regular diet could also help being regular!

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    I bet she makes him walk the dog.

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    Brockie  4 months ago

    After 52 years of marriage I still am working on a plan to run away, if I had know it was going to last this long I would have said ā€œmaybeā€ā€¦

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Whoā€™s a good boy?

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    boniface22  4 months ago

    I remember this one from last time around; still very funny.

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    parforden  4 months ago

    Come on Wiley! Nobody reads the paper anymore. Even the Washington Post is losing subscribers hand over fist!

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    Mother always knows best .. so long as heā€™s agreeable.

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    Indiana Guy Premium Member 4 months ago

    ā€œIf you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they are yours. If they donā€™t return, they never were.ā€

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    A Man and His Dog: An old ā€˜Them Twoā€™ Movement.

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    MS72  4 months ago

    Feed Me. FEED ME!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    I remember the movie ā€œMiseryā€

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Saw it coming, but a fine twist on a classic comic trope!

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    xSigoff Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tell me again what that white thing he is holding in his handsā€¦looks >

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    TexTech  4 months ago

    This cartoon has the same structure as an old Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it. Five hundred people died. Then the grenade went off.

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    shorzy  4 months ago

    :-)

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    Wonder if she gives him tummy rubs?

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    syzygy47  4 months ago

    He settled down after getting neutered. The dog has an appointment for one next week.

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    Smeagol  4 months ago

    Many years ago I adopted a stray GSD, he wasnā€™t neutered so heā€™d put his nose up in the air and next thing I know heā€™d jump my 6 foot fence with a running start. Some female out there in heat. To the vet he went the 3rd time he went awol.

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    gcarlson  4 months ago

    Unfulfilled idea I had for a Rodgers & Hammerstein concert my community choir did ā€“ sing ā€œA Fellow Needs a Girlā€ from Allegro, about a man needing a sympathetic, loving companion to listen to him after a hard day, with my wife and one of our dogs sitting on a bench, then on the last line, ā€œMy kind of girl is you,ā€ pick up the dog.

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    Is either one of them housebroken?

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Now heā€™s too fat to run away

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    lnrokr55  4 months ago

    More dumb stereotypes about women and men, gee what could go wrong??? Vote yet? ;-)

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Heā€™s waiting until itā€™s safe to go back to McDonalds before he runs away again.

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    Thatā€™s one of my favorite joke templates in action.

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    Dr_Fogg  4 months ago

    Will they runaway together?

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Rearing a feral husband is no easy chore.

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