Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 17, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    As Yogi would say, take it.

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    rmremail  2 months ago

    Go left. Thatā€™s where the girls are.

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    einarbt  2 months ago

    Look within.

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    GreasyOldTam  2 months ago

    In an ideal world, they would both wrap around and meet up at the same place. This not being an ideal world, they probably both lead to some horrible death featuring hidden trap doors and starving wild animals.

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    Ubintold  2 months ago

    You are here, now get out.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    I have a hunch that no matter which path he chooses, heā€™ll find out ā€œItā€™s a trap!ā€

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    JosephShriver  2 months ago

    Meh, just start rock climbing

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    distortion Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just go to Colorado and get Rocky Mountain high.

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    dot-the-I  2 months ago

    Fully conceived, yin and yang join to form a spinning circle: Barry should do a cartwheel.

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    Time to go home and have a beer.

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    CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Go to the Right. Always.

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    toondel5 Premium Member 2 months ago

    This would have been a real conundrum before quantum superposition was elucidated. Now the answer is obvious: forget about pedestrian decoherence, and take both at once!

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 2 months ago

    Choose your hurricane

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    The signs are too big. Heā€™ll fall off if he tries to go to the right.

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    Slowly, he turned...  2 months ago

    What? No up or down?

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 2 months ago

    Unless both paths loop around to the same place, neither can possibly lead to tranquility.

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    smgray  2 months ago

    If you have a split personality, you can go both ways at once

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    baskate_2000  2 months ago

    Not gonna happen there.

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    Znox11  2 months ago

    Back?

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    bluecat  2 months ago

    Split the party

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    LightWarriorK  2 months ago

    Left to follow the Dragon Reborn, right to follow the Aes Sedai.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    The first is do I get up now or go back to sleep. Always a problem.

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    Redd Panda  2 months ago

    ā€œNo matter where you goā€¦there you are.ā€

    From the ā€œTeachings of The Great Pandaā€. Wonderful book, contains everything, youā€™ll ever need to know.

    From that book; ā€œTodayā€™s Thoughtā€¦ Avoid Orange Felonsā€

    Wow! Sounds kinda ominous, donā€™t it?

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    JudyAz  2 months ago

    Tranquility? Is that near Albuquerque?

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    royq27  2 months ago

    walla, walla bing, bangā€¦

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    Jack7528  2 months ago

    Jesus Christ, best chance I have seen yet. In the words of the late Johnny Cash; ā€œA little hard to hold on too but it is there if I need itā€.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    It doesnā€™t matter, they both lead to the same place.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Walk straight forward, through the mountain. The division into opposites is just illusion.

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    Havel  2 months ago

    ā€œThe Way is rather exasperating.ā€ (R.H. Blyth)

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    That is how philosophy works, isnā€™t it?

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    el_eye  2 months ago

    Itā€™s where the 2 come together, Barry!

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago

    Donā€™t worry, the two paths come back together eventually.

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    I have tranquility, what I donā€™t have is fear of heights

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    tuliplover  2 months ago

    Are those signs indicating where the menā€™s and womenā€™s restrooms are?

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    tato Premium Member 2 months ago

    Thereā€™s no easy way, Barry. Youā€™ll have to climb the mountain. Yin and yang will meet on the other side.

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    anomaly  2 months ago

    Take the middle path.

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    TexTech  2 months ago

    This sign was left by a deceiver or a fool. Yin and Yang must be always in balance. Going completely to one or the other is to create total disharmony within oneself.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Left or Right huh, gee what could go wrong??? ;-)

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    Yin and Yang ā€“ female and male. I think it is more important to Live in the Moment, the past is past and the future is not here yet. Be kind and Grateful.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    The true path to tranquility begins when you twist the cap off the bottle.

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Chi, I think Iā€™ll go straight.

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    Buoy  2 months ago

    Yin Yang, Walla Walla Bing Bang!

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    leemorse9777  2 months ago

    The serenity prayer comes pretty close or as I say, If you can do something about a problem do it, if you canā€™t, thereā€™s no point in stressing about it.

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    leemorse9777  2 months ago

    Hereā€™s another one from Englishman in New York. Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside that you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not unpacked

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    Donald Heller  2 months ago

    The entire point of tai chi is the perfect balance between yin and yang. When separated, you fall.

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    keenanthelibrarian  2 months ago

    As Yogi Berra was said (to have said) ā€˜When you come to a fork in the road, take itā€™. But, then again, he apparently really DID say "I Really Didnā€™t Say Everything I Said!ā€ Over to you ā€¦

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    So today Disaster Pumpkin said he was going to move his inauguration inside due to predicted extremely cold weather in DC on the 20th. Nonetheless, the crowd in attendance will be huge ā€” YUUUUGGGE!!!!! ā€” spectacular, monumental, overwhelming, the BIGGEST EVER, stretching as far as the eye can see, over the horizon, people backed up into Pennsylvania waiting to get in, overtopping Olympian magnificence in its sheer size and awesomeness.

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    franki_g  2 months ago

    If heā€™s seeking balance, he wants the path between ā€“ which would be straight up.

    Blazing his own trail.

    with pitons.

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    JH&Cats  2 months ago

    He could rock gently back and forth. Or maybe heā€™s found the balance point already. As they say in New England, Donā€™t ya move a goddam inch.

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    Try to find the middle ground.

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    eddi-TBH  about 2 months ago

    Somewhere the two trails merge.

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    clownburst Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Once you get done with one, itā€™ll be easy to find the other one.

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    BaronBosse  about 2 months ago

    Yes Barry, turn back and find another mountain where the path does not force you to split things that only works if they are united.

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