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In an ideal world, they would both wrap around and meet up at the same place. This not being an ideal world, they probably both lead to some horrible death featuring hidden trap doors and starving wild animals.
This would have been a real conundrum before quantum superposition was elucidated. Now the answer is obvious: forget about pedestrian decoherence, and take both at once!
This sign was left by a deceiver or a fool. Yin and Yang must be always in balance. Going completely to one or the other is to create total disharmony within oneself.
Yin and Yang ā female and male. I think it is more important to Live in the Moment, the past is past and the future is not here yet. Be kind and Grateful.
The serenity prayer comes pretty close or as I say, If you can do something about a problem do it, if you canāt, thereās no point in stressing about it.
Hereās another one from Englishman in New York. Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside that you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not unpacked
As Yogi Berra was said (to have said) āWhen you come to a fork in the road, take itā. But, then again, he apparently really DID say "I Really Didnāt Say Everything I Said!ā Over to you ā¦
So today Disaster Pumpkin said he was going to move his inauguration inside due to predicted extremely cold weather in DC on the 20th. Nonetheless, the crowd in attendance will be huge ā YUUUUGGGE!!!!! ā spectacular, monumental, overwhelming, the BIGGEST EVER, stretching as far as the eye can see, over the horizon, people backed up into Pennsylvania waiting to get in, overtopping Olympian magnificence in its sheer size and awesomeness.
Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago
As Yogi would say, take it.
rmremail 2 months ago
Go left. Thatās where the girls are.
einarbt 2 months ago
Look within.
GreasyOldTam 2 months ago
In an ideal world, they would both wrap around and meet up at the same place. This not being an ideal world, they probably both lead to some horrible death featuring hidden trap doors and starving wild animals.
Ubintold 2 months ago
You are here, now get out.
phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago
I have a hunch that no matter which path he chooses, heāll find out āItās a trap!ā
JosephShriver 2 months ago
Meh, just start rock climbing
distortion Premium Member 2 months ago
Just go to Colorado and get Rocky Mountain high.
dot-the-I 2 months ago
Fully conceived, yin and yang join to form a spinning circle: Barry should do a cartwheel.
nosirrom 2 months ago
Time to go home and have a beer.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
Go to the Right. Always.
toondel5 Premium Member 2 months ago
This would have been a real conundrum before quantum superposition was elucidated. Now the answer is obvious: forget about pedestrian decoherence, and take both at once!
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 2 months ago
Choose your hurricane
backyardcowboy 2 months ago
The signs are too big. Heāll fall off if he tries to go to the right.
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
What? No up or down?
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 2 months ago
Unless both paths loop around to the same place, neither can possibly lead to tranquility.
smgray 2 months ago
If you have a split personality, you can go both ways at once
baskate_2000 2 months ago
Not gonna happen there.
Znox11 2 months ago
Back?
bluecat 2 months ago
Split the party
LightWarriorK 2 months ago
Left to follow the Dragon Reborn, right to follow the Aes Sedai.
sandpiper 2 months ago
The first is do I get up now or go back to sleep. Always a problem.
Redd Panda 2 months ago
āNo matter where you goā¦there you are.ā
From the āTeachings of The Great Pandaā. Wonderful book, contains everything, youāll ever need to know.
From that book; āTodayās Thoughtā¦ Avoid Orange Felonsā
Wow! Sounds kinda ominous, donāt it?
JudyAz 2 months ago
Tranquility? Is that near Albuquerque?
royq27 2 months ago
walla, walla bing, bangā¦
Jack7528 2 months ago
Jesus Christ, best chance I have seen yet. In the words of the late Johnny Cash; āA little hard to hold on too but it is there if I need itā.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
It doesnāt matter, they both lead to the same place.
fritzoid Premium Member 2 months ago
Walk straight forward, through the mountain. The division into opposites is just illusion.
Havel 2 months ago
āThe Way is rather exasperating.ā (R.H. Blyth)
rugeirn 2 months ago
That is how philosophy works, isnāt it?
el_eye 2 months ago
Itās where the 2 come together, Barry!
DaBump Premium Member 2 months ago
Donāt worry, the two paths come back together eventually.
mindjob 2 months ago
I have tranquility, what I donāt have is fear of heights
tuliplover 2 months ago
Are those signs indicating where the menās and womenās restrooms are?
tato Premium Member 2 months ago
Thereās no easy way, Barry. Youāll have to climb the mountain. Yin and yang will meet on the other side.
anomaly 2 months ago
Take the middle path.
TexTech 2 months ago
This sign was left by a deceiver or a fool. Yin and Yang must be always in balance. Going completely to one or the other is to create total disharmony within oneself.
lnrokr55 2 months ago
Left or Right huh, gee what could go wrong??? ;-)
Smeagol 2 months ago
Yin and Yang ā female and male. I think it is more important to Live in the Moment, the past is past and the future is not here yet. Be kind and Grateful.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago
The true path to tranquility begins when you twist the cap off the bottle.
Buoy 2 months ago
Chi, I think Iāll go straight.
Buoy 2 months ago
Yin Yang, Walla Walla Bing Bang!
leemorse9777 2 months ago
The serenity prayer comes pretty close or as I say, If you can do something about a problem do it, if you canāt, thereās no point in stressing about it.
leemorse9777 2 months ago
Hereās another one from Englishman in New York. Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside that you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not unpacked
Donald Heller 2 months ago
The entire point of tai chi is the perfect balance between yin and yang. When separated, you fall.
keenanthelibrarian 2 months ago
As Yogi Berra was said (to have said) āWhen you come to a fork in the road, take itā. But, then again, he apparently really DID say "I Really Didnāt Say Everything I Said!ā Over to you ā¦
Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago
So today Disaster Pumpkin said he was going to move his inauguration inside due to predicted extremely cold weather in DC on the 20th. Nonetheless, the crowd in attendance will be huge ā YUUUUGGGE!!!!! ā spectacular, monumental, overwhelming, the BIGGEST EVER, stretching as far as the eye can see, over the horizon, people backed up into Pennsylvania waiting to get in, overtopping Olympian magnificence in its sheer size and awesomeness.
franki_g 2 months ago
If heās seeking balance, he wants the path between ā which would be straight up.
Blazing his own trail.
with pitons.
JH&Cats 2 months ago
He could rock gently back and forth. Or maybe heās found the balance point already. As they say in New England, Donāt ya move a goddam inch.
unfair.de 2 months ago
Try to find the middle ground.
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
Somewhere the two trails merge.
clownburst Premium Member 2 months ago
Once you get done with one, itāll be easy to find the other one.
BaronBosse 2 months ago
Yes Barry, turn back and find another mountain where the path does not force you to split things that only works if they are united.