Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 23, 2011

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    memo.from.daddy.warbucks  about 11 years ago

    memo to #6

    last time i checked, sharks were NOT endangered.

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    pouncingtiger  about 11 years ago

    Then there’s a knock on door. It’s the Landshark with a candygram.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Dangerous job, but somebody has to keep all those shark teeth pearly white.

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    Knightman Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Just ask Mack the Knife!

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    Olddog1  about 11 years ago

    @memo. And the Mako. And the ones being “finned” and put back alive to starve. There are a lot more shark eating humans than human eating sharks

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I think sharks have been unfairly portrayed , much like pit bulls and our elected representatives, but I still wouldn’t like one in my hot tub!…“Reflex” he said with a toothy grin…..☻

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    “I’m sorry, I just have very primitive biting instincts.” (MASH)

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    Porkie  about 11 years ago

    Wait a minute! I thought sharks’ teeth are constantly replaced by new ones. What’s he doing at the dentist! ;)

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