Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 30, 2011

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    MitziFlowers  about 11 years ago

    They either mean the party sucks or they mean the cellular signal is bad…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I’m sure they’re feeling let down, after that nice ceremony at the Church of the Immaculate Reception.

    After all, her wedding is a signal event in a girl’s life.

    But you know, they could try dancing, instead of just sitting on their apps making smart remarks.

    And Dogsniff, maybe that’s the problem. They expected more than one bar.

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    Digital Frog  about 11 years ago

    He paid 3g and he only got one bar? That’s a ripoff! But just wait until he finds out his bride is actually and android!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Good ones, Frog.

    <br?And Dogsniff – but I didn’t think of bars till I saw yours.Teamwork.

    I’m also usually doing this at 1 and 2 am, on the West Coast, even though they come out just after 10pm.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    AAgh! <b? was supposed to be

    LOL

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Haha — That one didn’t work either.

    Trying to be funny with HTML doesn’t work when you’re just not quite geeky enough.

    < br &mt;?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    aha! >

    (I get there sooner or later)

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    bobpeters61  about 11 years ago

    Don’t ask. He’s a smart phone.

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    bmonk  about 11 years ago

    I wonder if he paid enough for a good bandwidth?

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