Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2012

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    knarfus  over 12 years ago

    Careful how you answer, Bud – or you’ll be hisstory….

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    Aussie Down Under  over 12 years ago

    Yes it does. Now if she was a black widow spider, he would need to be very careful.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Yes, but you’ll soon be rid of the problem…

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    She’s got a lot of other junk in her trunk.

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    orificial  over 12 years ago

    “Awww, sweetie, it’s a hell of a lot better than those discs their wearing on Venus.”

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    naturally_easy  over 12 years ago

    Did she have to eat the whole thing? Oh, wait….I guess she did. Can’t leave half to take home in a doggie bag! Poor snakes. They have it rough.

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    tirnaaisling  over 12 years ago

    While it was going down it briefly made her bust look bigger

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    There is no winning answer to this question. Slither away or change the subject.

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    lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “You always look fantassstic to me”

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    ke4jhj  over 12 years ago

    Careful how you answer. She might throw a “hissssy” fit!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 12 years ago

    “Well, it sure didn’t look big before.”

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    bobpeters61  over 12 years ago

    Don’t even answer that at all. It’s a trap.

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    naturally_easy  over 12 years ago

    I always tell my wife that clothes can’t make you look fat. So far she hasn’t caught on.

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    tegm  over 12 years ago

    lol, snake butts?

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