Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 09, 2012

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I guess Humpty must be a fertilised egg, if he has any blood.

    Eww… I think I just yucked myself out…. ick….small side of brain bleach with MY breakfast.

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Did he suck the fruit filling out of DoughBoy?Oh, wait…move over, Susan, I’ll be joining you for that brain bleach…ugh.

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    tirnaaisling  over 9 years ago

    ^^Thanks guys looks like I’ll be having black coffee for breakfast now ;)

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    naturally_easy  over 9 years ago

    Aw, go suck an egg!

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    TiffWHO  over 9 years ago

    The yokes on him, Humpty has no blood. Be careful not to crack up. Alas we must buck up solider, send that dough boy home.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Every night, the dough boy will rise again.

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    He’s just doing it for the dough, so don’t egg him on.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    A week later, Dracula was dead of salmonella poisoning. It was never determined if it was the egg or the raw dough.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 9 years ago

    It ain’t over easy.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago

    this is what the count would have for breakfast:Blood Sausage

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    Where I live, blood sausage is black, with onions or rice. Not fond of it, but it’s there.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    Dracula left Humpty Dumpty pale from loss of blood?

    But what’s in the cup? Red tea? Juice from a blood orange?

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    DanReynolds  over 9 years ago

    It doesn’t happen very often, but I totally do not understand this? What does this mean???

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    DanReynolds  over 9 years ago

    This is why I don’t get it. Eggs don’t have blood. The doughboy does not have blood either.That can’t be it. What is it?

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    DanReynolds  over 9 years ago

    DreamScourgeNo. I don’t think that’s it at all. There are times I as a cartoonist have done something that while I was doing it seem to make some kind of sense, but then, after it gets on the paper I realize it did not translate. I think this may be one of those times.

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