Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 09, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    That WOULD be funny.

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    Linux0s  almost 9 years ago

    They brought the wrong sun screen.

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    Ubintold  almost 9 years ago

    Always a fun thing to do.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Stupid things… stupid people!

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    zeexenon  almost 9 years ago

    With utmost care, open it, thoroughly rinse it with distilled water, allow it to air dry for a week, assemble it, return it and if need be swear on a stack of bibles that you don’t know why it quit, especially if still under warranty. Or, just toss it and enjoy life.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 9 years ago

    Guess that’s a fringe benefit of feminine fashion: No pockets means no carrying things by accident.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Just put your phone in a ziploc bag when you go to the beach. Keeps it waterproof, and the touchscreen still works through the plastic. Might muffle your voice a little if you’re trying to talk on it, but it would still work.

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    naturally_easy  almost 9 years ago

    Never happens at the nude beach.

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