Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 24, 2015

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    Linux0s  almost 9 years ago

    Well the nap didn’t help.

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    orinoco womble  almost 9 years ago

    Cat burglar!!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    If he is a cat burglar, why isn’t he stealing cats?

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    Stellagal  almost 9 years ago

    He should include a Hoover handheld vacuum in his burglar kit.

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    dflak  almost 9 years ago

    My cat doesn’t shed, she molts in large clumps resembling small tumbleweeds.

    May cat probably eats twice its body weight in food each week, and sheds four times its body weight in the same time. There’s only one logical explanation. The cat is capable of photosynthesis. Maybe that’s why she loafs on the window sill in the sun.

    My cat has figured out a way to sleep more than 24 hours a day. She only gets up to move from one sleeping location to another with a stop at the food bowl in between.

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