Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 24, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Are you related to yesterday’s kid?

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    Farside99  almost 8 years ago

    OK, he asked for a 3 pound wart on his nose.

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    orinoco womble  almost 8 years ago

    Trust me, kid, as a younger sibling you will never be given your own anything if the older kid got one. You’ll be told you can “share.” Of course, he won’t share—he may commandeer any of your presents that look interesting, though.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  almost 8 years ago

    What if he asked for a Girlfriend o.O!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 8 years ago

    A doberman pinscher on steroids.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    It’s sooooo tempting, but I want to stay on Santa’s nice list…

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 8 years ago

    With modern communications technology, bigger is typically worse.

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    bmonk  almost 8 years ago

    Sounds like a bad girl to me—she’s all into one-up-manship

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    noreenklose  almost 8 years ago

    To all my friends on these comics boards:<img src=””width=”350”>

    Thanks for my smiles all year, and here’s hoping for many more!May you have a happy, healthy, New Year.

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