Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 08, 2016

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    Yalashanda  over 7 years ago

    Both red, both deal with naughty, both live in areas of extreme temperature, both have hordes of little helpers. Makes sense to me.

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    Think about it — if the barista was Mensa material, would he be working at Fastbucks?

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    orinoco womble  over 7 years ago

    I went in to one of those places exactly twice. I do not enjoy paying nearly 5 Euro for a cardboard cup with my name on it, with enough “coffee” to get my lips wet. Good coffee, well made, doesn’t need flavouring or perfumes. It does, however, deserve a real cup.

    I was immediately suspicious of the fact that there is so much merch piled on the counters that you can’t see what’s going on back there.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 7 years ago

    There’s a coffee shop in Maui, called Bad Ass coffee. Their slogan, “Get your Bad Ass in here!”

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    That’s grounds for getting put on the naughty list.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 7 years ago

    They are both just as real.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    The excuse – I have a latte on my mind.

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    mikeyman  over 7 years ago

    Hmmm….Isn’t that special?!

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    joefearsnothing  over 7 years ago

    Hey, I was eating a Snickers…OK?

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    Forget Barcelona, they outlawed bullfighting.

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    ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Someone’s been naughty! And that isn’t nice! No Christmas bonus for you.

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    Carl R  over 7 years ago

    Claus = Lucas, hmmm

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Claus=Scaul, humm.

    Claus=Saul-c, humm.


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    hippogriff  over 7 years ago


    The federal government overruled them. You can still watch livestock being tortured. Look up bull jumping online. No flips going over, but if the Minoans could do it, sooner or later the Spanish and French developing the sport will too.

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    gammaguy  over 7 years ago

    The server must be an Evangelical, who thinks that associating Santa with Christmas is an insult to Christ.

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    zippykatz  over 7 years ago

    They just mixed up the letters; satan instead of santa.

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    timepilot3000  over 7 years ago

    Krampus must have had a good laugh!#hailsatan

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