Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 20, 2017

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    They’re having you for dinner.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    Hmm, I wonder if “Rockwellian” is the turkey equivalent of “Hitchcockian”?

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    PICTO  over 6 years ago

    Let’s hope he’s dressed for the occasion.

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    Perkycat  over 6 years ago

    And you will make their lives full-feel-ing.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 6 years ago

    And you won’t believe where they put the chicken and the duck!

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    gopher gofer  over 6 years ago

    he’ll be home for the holidays, but not necessarily at his home…

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    Ed Brault Premium Member over 6 years ago

    As the turkey’s fortune said when got weighed: “You will be surrounded by friends and cranberries.”

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    WDD  over 6 years ago

    Every effing year we get these gallows humor jokes about turkeys for Thanksgiving. They get stale in no time!Notice we don’t get gallows humor chicken jokes for KFC all year round?

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