Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 20, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    “Mom, why are your keys in this plastic egg?” “Training, honey. Now go find the one with the remote.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Very good. A new take on an old theme.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    They generally show up by the Fourth of July.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    It happens to the best of us, Bunny.

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    Farside99  almost 4 years ago

    Living with someone going into Alzheimer’s, every day can be like an Easter Egg hunt.

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    whahoppened  almost 4 years ago

    You hare brain, the hiding isn’t for you! Once they’re hid, you’re done!

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    LOL! That’s funny and depressing at the same time!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Yikes! What a HARE raising admission…..

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    He knows where to find the barley and hops.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Yes, why jump through the burning hoop when all you have to do is jump an inch up?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Let me know if you come across my keys…

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 4 years ago

    It’s less common, but Merriam-Webster’s Unabridged does accept “hid” as a past participle of “hide”.

    “hid·den or hid”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Time for the senior Leporidae warren.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    That man the Easter Bunny is sitting with is probably what Charlie Brown looks like these days.

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