Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 21, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    “Despite my captor’s malicious eggwashing attempts, I now live a hoppy life.”

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Descendants of Humpty Dumpty.

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    I see he’s led a colorful life. That could make him hard-boiled. Usually I’d give you just 3 minutes.

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      over 3 years ago

    They all look shell-shocked.

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    Stevefk  over 3 years ago

    He tried to add some humor and wise cracks to the story but they didn’t get the yolk!

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    ptnjbrown  over 3 years ago

    He dyed and came back.

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    enigmamz  over 3 years ago

    Is it worse than becoming an omelet?

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    This really CRACKS me up! I almost DYED from it! Very HARD to take! People tell me I’m a good EGG, though! Make no YOLK about that!

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Looks like Stephen King with those glasses and I bet it’s a story you shouldn’t read before bedtime or going to the basement or driving your 1958 Plymouth Fury to visit your pets at the cemetery.

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    noreenklose  over 3 years ago

    To ALL my friends here:

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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He was abducted by a UFO, Unidentified Furry Object. :)

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