Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 23, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    “Global Warming too passe for ya? Come check out our globe of boils!”

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Locusts, hail, frogs, and lice; but no mice? The plague collection is incomplete without them!

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    Cloudchaser  almost 4 years ago

    I’m guessing that the black one is what Metallica called Creeping Death

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 4 years ago

    Where’s the Slaying of of the First Born one?

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 4 years ago

    I’d buy a set.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    How much for the whole set?

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    I want a set for my mantle!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    The rats followed the Pied Piper off a cliff…

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    Arianne  almost 4 years ago

    The company that went with this idea should have let it pass over.

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    paul  almost 4 years ago

    I’d buy them.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Failure? I think you’ve opened a new market.

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    whizzr182  almost 4 years ago

    Almost as funny was the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets I saw at Target a couple of weeks ago. Really.

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    eolan59  almost 4 years ago

    Hopefully they don’t do with the first born sons

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    Nuliajuk  almost 4 years ago

    A thunder and lightning globe would actually be pretty cool. As would a tiny tornado.

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    swanridge  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe try weather instead. Start with clouds and then try snow.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    A lava lamp would represent the plague of blood nicely.

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This should help some folks:

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I saw ten-plague headband sets and mask sets prior to Passover this year…probably finger puppets were out there too.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    The one with the water turned to blood didn’t really sell well at all, except in Transylvania for some reason.

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    anomalous4  almost 4 years ago

    Looks more like marketing genius to me – collect the whole set!

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    And don’t forget the caravan.

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    sperry532  almost 4 years ago

    These days, snow IS a plague.

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    DonaldH1  almost 4 years ago

    I wrote a book a few years ago called “Classic Failures in Product Marketing.” I think it’s still on amazon. I’m working on a sequel—“Dumb, Dumber, Dumber-est: The Funniest and Stupidest Business Mistakes Ever Made.” — Donald W. Hendon, retired university professor of business administration

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    tad1  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve never understood the whole "Plague of frogs " thing. Frogs are not pests. Frogs are harmless, even beneficial. Hardly “plague” material.

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    TIMH  almost 4 years ago

    Well, I don’t see boils either.

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    Sue Ellen  almost 4 years ago

    I kinda like the frogs!

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    opsono  almost 4 years ago

    I know at least a few folks who would get these for their Seder table

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    Souris Voleur  over 3 years ago

    I’d buy those!

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