Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 02, 2019

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    anniebodyhome  almost 5 years ago

    Caddyshack. Baby Ruth.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Meh, it’s when it turns blue that you have issues.

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      almost 5 years ago

    Urine big trouble now.

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    I am very sensitive to cyanogen chloride, the toxic gas that occurs when chlorine and urine react with each other. I’ve never smelled or felt a swimming pool that hasn’t been peed in.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    Well, those swim trunks are ruined.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll bet Ted is really pissed off about her putting those lemon drops in his swim trunks!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hey, Ted’s making lemonade.

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    We already have a “P” in our Pool. We don’t need yours.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    his troubles aren’t melting like lemon drops…

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    jhroos  almost 5 years ago

    I went to the pool the other day, and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loudly, I almost fell in the pool!

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    Soooo… the yellow water in the pool tastes lemony?

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 5 years ago

    Right up there with dropping an Oh Henry! bar in the pool. (scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?)

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    Clever idea. Dried food coloring in your kids swim trucks….AFV?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    One problem: Pool water doesn’t turn yellow with real pee.

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    deadheadzan  almost 5 years ago

    I too, am LMAO…

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    Caeruleancentaur  almost 5 years ago

    Now, that’s funny!

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Very funny and creative today!

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    stevenxfiles  over 2 years ago

    Public pools are giant toilets

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