Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 10, 2020

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    TStyle78  almost 3 years ago
    No one survives the power of fruitcake.
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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not a battle that ever gets fought here.

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    wiatr  almost 3 years ago

    Most of mine haven’t.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    What is it with fruitcake?? My Mom & my Grandmother made the greatest, tastiest, moistest dark fruitcake. No one ever complained about it. Have you guys only ever had factory-made?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I like comedian Jim Gaffigan’s description of fruitcake. Fruit (good), Cake (better), Fruitcake (nasty crap!).

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    What the heck is the wisdom tooth doing front and center?

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago
    Il panettone è il miglior dolce per Natale
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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    “Remember, we each need 3 servings of fruit a day”

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    Chews your battles carefully.

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    fulcherdavidl  almost 3 years ago

    Any kind of fruit cake I can’t get enough.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  almost 3 years ago

    Its not the teeth not suffer from fruitcake, its the stomach !

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I can’t stand fruitcake. I don’t even like it when my food touches each other on my plate.

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    Bex Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It is rumored that there is one fruitcake that gets regifted year after year.

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    Charlene Martin  almost 3 years ago

    I’m rooting for the cuspid!

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    guy42  almost 3 years ago

    Fruitcake is a waste of good rum (and there’s no such thing as “good” rum.)

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    elliott.manning  almost 3 years ago

    I still have a Fruit Cake from my Mom, sent 15 or 20 years ago!!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    You’d have to be a fruitcake to want to take him on.

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      almost 3 years ago

    I believe he’s telling the tooth.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Are we talking tooth decay? Remember: Root canals are just zombie teeth.

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    dtercho  almost 3 years ago

    Proper amount of rum and its as great fruitcake!

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    TIMH  almost 3 years ago

    Those of us who love fruitcake quietly enjoy it. Haters loudly complain.

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    i love fruitcake…the trick is, it should be served warm with a little butter

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