Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 12, 2020

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    allen@home  almost 3 years ago

    Lost his he he.

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    Farside99  almost 3 years ago

    Kind of a “so so” Ho.

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    “And his wife is very frustrated.”

    This is the punchline to a dirty joke. It contains not one dirty word. The first line to the joke contains not one dirty word. It is a well known saying concerning Santa. Clean.

    Yet when the two lines are spoken together, it is impossible to not think it is dirty.

    Amazing how the mind works.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Must be S.A.D.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    We forgive you, Santa! It’s been a crappy year for all of us!

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    I thought Hostess stopped making Ho Hos and Ding Dongs.

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    aerilim  almost 3 years ago

    Al least Ho,Ho is better than Ho….

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    It would also work for the Jolly Green Giant.

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 3 years ago

    That’s better than just being a Ho! :-)

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    Pokemon Fan  almost 3 years ago

    I dont get it, is it because its only two ho’s instead of three?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This elf needs a good ‘ho.’ Set ’em straight.

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    Not Again  almost 3 years ago

    “Santa Lost A Ho”, by the Christmas Jug Band.

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      almost 3 years ago

    Boy, that is a problem.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 3 years ago

    He’s got the right Ta Ta but the wrong Ho Ho.

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    wandasdreams  almost 3 years ago

    Me too Sants, me too.

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    jr1234  over 2 years ago

    Ho Hum

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