Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 16, 2020

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    Vilyehm  over 3 years ago

    At least he didn’t just come from the reindeer stables.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Out galavanting all night long, without even a phone call! Then you come walking in here with some cockamamie story about delivering gifts to good little children all over the world. And you expect me to believe that!?!

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Some believe and some don’t.

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    How do you like Santa’s outfit? That’s Claus’ action-fa-la-la-la-la suit!

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it.

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    namleht  over 3 years ago

    Unforgettable!!! That’s what you are!

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That’s pretty bad when even Mrs. Claus has her doubts.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 3 years ago

    Except if Santa’s unbelievable, then he doesn’t exist. If he doesn’t exist, he didn’t track snow on the carpet so what’s she upset about?

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    Uh oh. Looks like Santa’s mitten is covering a pistol

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    David Sale Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I see you use the Dominion vote counter.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  over 3 years ago

    Fortunately, he isn’t tracking chimney soot and/or reindeer poop.

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      over 3 years ago

    At least it’s not mud.

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    Stat_man99  over 3 years ago

    Double ententre….

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    Homeward Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I would have gotten the gag sooner if she’d say “You’re unreal!” for tracking in the snow.

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