Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 06, 2021

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You said the magic word!

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    Oh shed!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “Okay. Maybe we can work with this. Imagine your fears being like your fur …”

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    What did you expect? I’m a cat and your doctor’s office looks like a shed!

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Let’s do some science here. I know what my cat eats (A). I empty the litter box. So I know what my cat poops (B). My cat’s body mass is constant. So the difference between must go into the production of hair ©. So why is it that C exceeds A – B.

    In other words, my cat produces more hair than the amount of food it consumes can support.

    Therefore: my cat is photosynthetic which probably explains why it likes to sleep on a sunny window sill.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    First of all, you needs to FURget about things and relax.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Furtunately, he has a Black/Decker Fuzzbuster.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Now we have anxiety all over the place.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s Summertime… and the shedding is easy.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Some therapist! There’s still a glass to knock over and a plant to dump out. Sheesh! :)

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      over 3 years ago

    Off to a pretty bad start.

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    rgcviper  6 months ago

    Whoops! Guess “shed” is a trigger word here.

    An honest mistake, though, that made me laugh.

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