Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 21, 2021

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    No honey. That’s not a good look.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 years ago

    As if your butt wasn’t large enough already.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’ve seen women in Wal-Mart that look just like that.

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    mikeyman  about 2 years ago

    Nobody will ask you for a stick of gum.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 2 years ago

    And nobody noticed….

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    glenn_harper  about 2 years ago

    I like big butts, that I can`t deny…

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    A Common 'tator  about 2 years ago

    I don’t need a wallet, everything’s on my phone, and that fits into a breast-pocket… Ooooohhh… ;-)

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Junk in the trunk?

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 years ago

    “All I wanna do is a ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM and a BOOM BOOM, just shake your…”

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 2 years ago

    Does this purse make my butt look big?

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    And to think there are some with big butts, no purse intended!

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    I’ve never kept my wallet in my back pocket. Turns out it’s kind of bad for you to do that.

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    That’s why I used to like to take my wife along when I flew. I’d have to put her purse in the baggage compartment for weight and balance considerations.

    It was a vital piece of survival equipment, In the event of a crash, we could not survive in the woods for three weeks on the contents in my wallet.

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    GreenT267  about 2 years ago

    Why is it that men can be critical (and crude) of how a woman looks and not care a twit about how they themselves (and their friends) look? Very judgmental, commenting on how women in Wal-Mart, etc. look, but do they ever make similar comments about men? Of course not, because they don’t treat men like the entertainment.

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 years ago

    Sooooooooooo glad my coffee cup was empty just before the strip loaded!!

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    Olddog04  about 2 years ago

    Yea, you look like a Kardashian

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    bluegirl285  about 2 years ago

    Wasn’t there a Cathy Sunday strip where one of her friends tried to get the other woman to use wallets but they wouldn’t because it made their butts look big?

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    kf6rro  about 2 years ago

    A certain Sir Mixalot song comes to mind…

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    Sure, bring back the bustle. Hubba-hubba. :)

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    boniface22  about 2 years ago

    In UK speak a purse is a ladies wallet, not so big but, in US speak a purse is a full-on handbag hence the size in the strip.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 2 years ago

    I do not think she has a back pocket.

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    WoodTrail  about 2 years ago

    baby got purse!

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    Is purse-ass the plural of purse?

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Sure, it’s the purse. We’ll go with that.

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    Natarose  about 2 years ago

    hmm, reminds me of an old rap song…

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    paulscon Premium Member about 2 years ago

    honey, does my purse make my butt look big?

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    vonskippy  about 2 years ago

    And that’s how “Poopy Pants Patty” got her knickname.

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    tinstar  about 2 years ago

    Purse your lips, not your butt.

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    STEPUP  about 2 years ago

    Many African cultures praise women with big derrieres as a sign of beauty.

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    namelocdet  about 2 years ago

    Does this purse make my butt look big?

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    WDD  about 2 years ago

    She’d be a big hit in Brazil.

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    stevenxfiles  almost 2 years ago

    Junk in the trunk!

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Sit down. I dare you.

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