Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 22, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 3 years ago

    Change the diaper into what? A robot?

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    Digital Frog  almost 3 years ago

    You should get the kind that say they’re good for 25-30 pounds – that a lot of poop before they get full!

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    Alexa, don’t sell my personal information.

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Alexa theoretically wouldn’t be so bad as long as it wasn’t answerable to Bezos. Not that I trust Siri either.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Panel three: the baby’s eyes are squeezed shut with exertion (along with mom’s eyes wide open). Makes the toon.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Change “THIS DIAPER”


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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Yeah! It’s Siri’s turn.

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    My son has his house totally automated. So when our grandchildren come to visit, we will have to give them instructions like, “If you want to turn the lights on, you will have to walk over to that wall and move the little lever up.”

    We had problems turning on the lights in his house because we did not have the proper code words. If you don’t phrase the command properly, things don’t happen. You have to learn bot-speak. We tried to turn on the TV and wound up opening the garage door.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Ordering diapers.”

    “How’s that for a change?”

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    ktsndog  almost 3 years ago

    too late

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Alexa, please ask Siri to shut up.

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    Alverant  almost 3 years ago

    Alexa, hack gocomic’s account and have every subscriber send me $1 to my offshore account every month.

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    rice69922  almost 3 years ago

    Love It ;-)

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    stevenxfiles  over 2 years ago

    Alexa don’t report on my private activities to Jeff Bezos.

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