Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 23, 2021

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  almost 3 years ago

    That’s nothing compared to the bad spell of whether we’re having today

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    SpaceBuckaroo  almost 3 years ago

    I looked it up: diziealso dzie

    to cease all cardio-respiratory, metabolic, and neural functioning; to die“I ain’t never gonna dizie!”

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    Made him wig out.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    I’d bill him double.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the resulting sting from the spelling bee.

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    jr1234  almost 3 years ago

    The Pride of St Louie, Dizzy Dean

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Isn’t that how they spell it – way down South in Dizie Land?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    He’s had vertigo ever since.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    He keeps reliving that fatal day when he misspelled the final word…

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    hearing Tommy Roe now ♬

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    I could have won my 6th grade spelling bee, but I was too shy to compete (winning word was CARBOHYDRATE)

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Now that’s a bad spell.

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    …and who are you going to call? Spell Busters!

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    spaced man spliff  almost 3 years ago

    Funny, he doesn’t look like Roger Kaputnik.

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    Natarose  almost 3 years ago

    I misspelled code in sixth grade. I was so nervous is spelled it c-o-a-d.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He never got over it.

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    PuppyPapa  almost 3 years ago

    “W – H – E – E – A – H -T – I – R -R”

    “That’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a long time.”

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