Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 17, 2022

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    RobinHood  8 months ago

    Lady Eggdivia

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    Here's Waldo  8 months ago

    Atheist?

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    jasonsnakelover  8 months ago

    You act like today’s Easter or something.

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    wesleylscott1  8 months ago

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

    (Boogity, boogity)

    Fastest thing on two feet

    (Boogity, boogity)

    He’s just as proud as he can be

    Of his anatomy

    He goin’ give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

    (Boogity, boogity)

    He likes to show off his physique

    (Boogity, boogity)

    If there’s an audience to be found

    He’ll be streakin’ around

    Invitin’ public critique.

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    WhatsTheJoke Premium Member 8 months ago

    Don’t look Ethel !

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    The Eggsmperor’s New Colors

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    STEPUP  8 months ago

    The one and only, Buck Naked!!!!

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    boniface22  8 months ago

    The Emperor’s new clothes.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 8 months ago

    Oh my cat! He’s NEKKID!

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    SquawkTron  8 months ago

    There’s one in every crowd.

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    It’s the Emperor.

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    rockandrollanimal  8 months ago

    I’m so EGGcited! and I just can’t hide it!

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    ACK! Premium Member 8 months ago

    He(?) may be streaking but no color to run.

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    PaulAbbott2  8 months ago

    Love the Mother Egg covering her little Eggs eyes

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    Stocky One  8 months ago

    “It’s what’s on the inside that counts, not on the outside.” Whoever first said this must’ve been talking about eggs!

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    Oddly enough, the streaker is the only one who isn’t covered with streaks.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  8 months ago

    Here’s the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxUfg3uCBbg

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    Fake-out. That’s a robin’s egg dyed white.

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    Darryl Heine  8 months ago

    “I’m free from the egg coloring!”

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    ((((((((( GASP)))))). SHE RAN NA-KED through the crowd….free to be….

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    Carol from CT  8 months ago

    The Emperor’s New Egg?

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    oakie817  8 months ago

    i like my eggs runny

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    sobrown51  8 months ago

    Hmmm… Makes me wonder why The Flash wears a superhero uniform.

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    Love this one.

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    hoffquotes2  8 months ago

    Nakegg

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    Vilyehm  8 months ago

    Mark missed adding an extra level of humor, or perhaps he knew not to do so.

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    The whistling egg in the corner is close to, but not quite, the gay pride flag.

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    thejanith Premium Member 8 months ago

    Love it! Happy Easter to you, too!

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    daking27  8 months ago

    May be having an Eggsistential crisis.

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    cyndefrizzell  8 months ago

    But it was too late. She’d already been egged.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  8 months ago

    If we were meant to be unpainted, we’d have been born that way.

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    ncorgbl  8 months ago

    The Klan disrupts another Rainbow Pride Parade.

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    syzygy47  8 months ago

    That’s gonna be the last egg to be found here in Manitoba following our Colorado low snowstorm.

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    swanridge  8 months ago

    I know a girl like that!

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    tee929  8 months ago

    Egg-abishionist?

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 8 months ago

    His mind it just too scrambled.

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    writemom  8 months ago

    Thanks for the laugh!

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    RWill  8 months ago

    Lookit that, lookit that!

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    FrostbiteFalls  5 months ago

    Projecting our society’s silly hangups about nudity onto Easter eggs…

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