Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 11, 2022

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 4 months ago

    Checkmate!

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    Heres Waldo  4 months ago

    Picked a bad knight to get stopped.

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    “In case in haven’t noticed, ossifer, I can’t walk. I got no legs (hic).”

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Fail!

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Stop horsing around.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Tell the po po it has to be an l line.

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    Zykoic  4 months ago

    Not toknight.

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    blackman2732  4 months ago

    He was having an L of a knight.

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    checkmate

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    If I have to pay a fine, do you take a check, mate?

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    How about if I walk in a straight line for a couple of steps and then step to the side?

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    Knight x cop

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    I will do you one better, I’ll walk in two straight lines.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    It looks like his special moves might not get him out of this situation.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    This is why the knight should always be the designated driver.

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    khcm1157  4 months ago

    ’I’m sorry, officer, I canter do that.’

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    bobpeters61  4 months ago

    A hazard of driving at knight.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 4 months ago

    My first laugh of the day – thanks!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 4 months ago

    Can the horse also get a ticket for performing an illegal move? Having already been pulled over for DUI?

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    boniface22  4 months ago

    Very clever.

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    RobinHood  4 months ago

    Looks like it’s the L train home.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    btw… a knight’s move is one orthogonal and one diagonal. (not an L)

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    thejanith Premium Member 4 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    What if it were a bishop? Technically, they move in straight lines, just diagonal ones.

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    BigBoy  4 months ago

    You can’t side step this. Nope. No horsing around

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    kcgtsv  4 months ago

    This just isn’t his knight.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 4 months ago

    Very creative, Mark!

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    He just got off the knight shift.

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    The cop must be a rook(ie).

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    Shikamoo  4 months ago

    I only do turns, officer. I can’t go straight.

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    edeloriea14  4 months ago

    Next up, move to a corner.

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    tinstar  4 months ago

    It appears, you’re going to have a bad knight.

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