Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2022

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    Terry misheard them say, “balls to the wall”

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    Won’t be able to unsee that.

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    jasonsnakelover  12 months ago

    Is this gonna go in the Louvre?

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    Penny got a lot more modeling gigs after the bough lift

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    enigmamz  12 months ago

    Oh! Risque!!!

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    deojaideep aka Courage  12 months ago

    The natural tree!

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    Fir your eyes only.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  12 months ago

    By this metric, my cat is a criminal.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 months ago

    Does this make my cat a rapist?

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    Trees don’t really need all that ornamentation or decoration to look nice. You don’t have to dress them up. Au naturel is fine with pine (and other evergreens).

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    manowarrior  12 months ago

    That takes a lot of balls.

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    Darryl Heine  12 months ago

    Tree with ornaments off?

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    Ubintold  12 months ago

    Nothing artificial about this!

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    PaulAbbott2  12 months ago

    Pure filth in a comic. What is this place coming to? And “sm*t” is a banned word here? Wow

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    HarryLime Premium Member 12 months ago

    Va-va – voom!

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Shouldn’t there be a black bar over this cartoon… somewhere?

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    Brich027  12 months ago

    Oh, Fir shame!

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    kporgeron  12 months ago

    Hey, is that a new bough or are you just happy to see me?

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    joegeethree  12 months ago

    Au Natural.

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    Carol from CT  12 months ago

    Oh, so that’s what they mean by a “trunk show.”

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    chick485  12 months ago

    Yew all need to get your mins outa the woods!

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    luvs books  12 months ago

    Hubba Hubba

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    Groot porn

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    This is revealing but I went out on a limb for this opportunity.

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    b.john71  12 months ago

    What is the cat going to play with?

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    megerkey  12 months ago

    Just wait and see how excited they get when the needles fall off.

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    stamps  12 months ago

    Ent porn.

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    NaturLvr  12 months ago

    “O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, With what delight I see you!”

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    Jeffin Premium Member 12 months ago

    Fake newds.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Unfortunately, this led her down a path to adult films. She became most famous for the series: “Francine Does the Forest.”

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago

    Aww, she’s just practicing for the Times Square ball drop!!!

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    PaulGoes  12 months ago

    I didn’t think he had the balls to pose like that

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    Chris Sherlock  12 months ago

    The Sally Rand of trees.

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    wuhts  12 months ago

    LOVE it!!

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