Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 22, 2022

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    He’s gonna keep this up all night so you might as well sleep on the couch.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    The Night of the Living Dreidel.

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    Jaques Sheet  6 months ago

    the whirlwind honeymoon was over

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    It seems like it just can’t stop spinning

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    jr1234  6 months ago

    I have a little dreidel

    I made it out of clay

    And when it’s dry and ready

    Then, dreidel I shall play

    Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

    I made it out of clay

    And when it’s dry and ready

    Then, dreidel I will play

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    ה quit kicking me in the ש !

    Hey, quit kicking me in the Shin!

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    Jaques Sheet  6 months ago

    “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore”

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    Znox11  6 months ago

    If you drink until you get drunk, you’ve already drank too much.

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    Frank_Lecanto  6 months ago

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    bobpeters61  6 months ago

    And the dreidel will rock. Yes the dreidel, dreidel will rock. And I say, Rock on!"

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    At least he isn’t spinning in his grave.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Poor dreidel‼️ Had too much stimulation at the party,

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 6 months ago

    There’s not much worse than bed spin.

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    “Let’s have nun of that.”

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    ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is the spinning dreidel in bed one that’s not dry and ready yet? Well, the dreidel looks wet!!

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    Nobody_Important  6 months ago

    Happy Hanukkah to all celebrating this week!

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    tee929  6 months ago

    It just feels like the bed is spinning—it is really the Mogen David speaking to you!

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    pauljmsn  6 months ago

    Oy gvalt…

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 6 months ago

    Now where are the potato latkes?

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    waltermgm  6 months ago

    He was tossin’ and turnin’ all night.

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of when a friend of mine had WAY too much to drink at a party and we tried to get him on the couch to rest. He said “Lay down, room spin”

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