Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2023

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  over 1 year ago

    Looks like she pooped out rabbit pellets.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    You’d better button up.

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    they must be going to the Snow Ball

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    Oooh, Can I do it one button at a time? Very slowly?

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    We seldom see a snow-woman where her buttons are in the back.

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    johnjoyce  over 1 year ago

    Cute, Mark!

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    oh knocked it cold

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    The three most important words in a marriage, “Zip me up.”

    My mom used to have my dad help her put her earrings in. I watched him do it one day. He put on his glasses, pushed them down his nose, looked over the top of them and then went on to perform acupuncture on her ear lobe.

    I stepped in with my much better eyesight. Her response was, “It’s in ALREADY?”

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    Nuliajuk  over 1 year ago

    I just barely remember dresses with buttons in the back. I imagine they were a holdover from when wealthy women had maids to help them dress in the morning.

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    DaBull57  over 1 year ago

    What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?……….snow balls

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    Someone needs to introduce her to spandex.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ok. Turn around….

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    otforever  over 1 year ago

    For a change, he could dress her with his eyes.

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    swanridge  over 1 year ago

    Do snowwomen have buttons up the back too?

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    Garfieldfan123  over 1 year ago

    This just seems wrong…

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh, that is cute

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    wordsmeet  over 1 year ago

    Ever notice that every single superhero, from Wolverine to Spider-Man, suddenly develop awesome musculature right after acquiring their powers? Except Professor Xavier.

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