Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 03, 2023

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    Jaques Sheet  4 months ago

    “and they called it, puppy love…”

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    Happiness ain’t necessarily a warm puppy.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    The dog’s trying to turn you into a yellow snowman.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Ninja doggie. You never knows when he comes and…

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    So, is he going to marry her? On the one hand he’s yellow, but on the other hand, he certainly doesn’t have cold feet.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    You need a new snowfall to freshen up.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Warm feet does not necessarily mean warm heart.

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    potfarmer  4 months ago

    Urine trouble now.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Wouldn’t feeling warm be a bad thing for a snowman?

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Ole yellar! Ew

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    Gina Carson  4 months ago

    Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t eat the yellow snow.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Oh, Dem Golden Slippers.

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    T...  4 months ago

    Was he built over a fire hydrant…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    It’s ironic that his normal day job is doing menial work as a peon.

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    Buckaroobanzai  4 months ago

    as grizzly adams used to say, “don’t eat the yellow snow!”

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