Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 24, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well you don’t have to bite his head off!

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s okay, he won’t see you.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 6 months ago

    And she feels no guilt!

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    I’m not sure where this is heading.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    It always ends the same. Soon after the ex loses his head, it’s over.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Quick, gives him a pumpkin and a horse.

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    colinmac2  6 months ago

    Not to “Well akshully” but. . . . Preying mantis females only bite the heads off their mates in captivity.

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    EmmettWayne  6 months ago

    How do you know???

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    Nuliajuk  6 months ago

    At least he can’t bad-mouth you any more.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    How embarrassing walking around like a chicken without its ahead….

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    The headless mantis is just going on a wing and a prayer .

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    Maybe if you pray with enough faith, you’re never gonna see him again.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Giving her friend a heads up!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 6 months ago

    I guess he wasn’t to her taste.

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    T...  6 months ago

    You only got a little head from him…

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    JLChi  6 months ago

    They just won’t go away.

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      6 months ago

    ha∙ha!! ⨀‸⨀

    she just took a little off the top

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    namelocdet  6 months ago

    “Honey, give me one more chance”!

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    j.l.farmer  6 months ago

    How can you tell?

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