Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 31, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 6 months ago

    Oh wow, now I want a creme brulee.

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    Vilyehm  6 months ago

    Two tea fruity.

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Chocolate cape. If you get hungry. You’ve got something to snack on.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    I’d like to try one of each of those things.

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    —— pie gets an F on test

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ll never see itch cream the same way again!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago

    Years ago, walking through the H&B section of a department store, a display of Icy Hot, which I had not heard of previously, caught my eye. Just at the edge of my peripheral vision, I thought I saw “Itchy Hot.” I had to stop, thinking “itchy hot?! Who the *^&$ wants THAT?!”

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    My wife says I’ve had Snores while I’m sleeping. I don’t remember having them. I do know she occasionally has them.

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    johnjoyce  6 months ago

    Help me, please. What is chocolate cape supposed to be?

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Is the Itch Cream a cure or a cause?

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Hershey Man should also have a chocolate coat(ing) to go with his chocolate cape.

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    Kaputnik  6 months ago

    There’s a peekin’ pie looking at me.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I guess I’ll have to make some chocolate cake.

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    bookworm0812  6 months ago

    Augh! Now I want sweets!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    Key line buy.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Soon there will be AI comic artists who can make autocorrect jokes.

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    angmgre2  6 months ago

    Chocolate capes won’t last long at my house

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    LOL! Love it!

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    If you want more dessert puns, see my sub-gallery:

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    One of my grandkids asks for “itch cream” So darn cute! (Not really. I just wanted to make some of you hurl with a “cute grandkid mispronouncing stuff” Comment. Did it work?)

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    Daeder  6 months ago

    Itch cream is still better than lice cream.

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    MissyTiger  6 months ago

    Chocolate moose. Jellyfish roll cake. Chocolate sulk pie. Southern banana padding. Cheery pie. Lemon merengue pie.

    (Funny enough, autocorrect kept changing “sulk” to “silk” ☺️)

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