Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 07, 2023

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    Short ….(tempered)

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    Herb Thiel Premium Member 6 months ago

    This was just Dopey.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 months ago

    You’re a senior!

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    ACK! Premium Member 6 months ago

    So stop watching cable news.

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    BigBoy  6 months ago

    Five dwarfs in one? Seems a little schizophrenic eh doc?

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    And that’s what dwarf you are.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 6 months ago

    That’s how I am in the morning…Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Let’s not forget the mother of them all: offended.

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    RobinHood  6 months ago

    And thats just about the Snow White film.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 6 months ago

    maybe his real name is Thesaurus

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    Multiple personality disorder

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    joegeethree  6 months ago

    And he just got fired.

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    so what’s up, Doc?

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    i got Happy when i left this one

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    Whatever makes you Happy.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    A guy rear-ends a car. They both get out of their cars and the guy he hit is a dwarf! The dwarf looks at the damage, then at the other motorist and says “I’m not happy.” The other motorist says “OK. Which one are you?”

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    hollisson Premium Member 6 months ago

    Seems like he’s a well rounded curmudgeon.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago

    Now that is one menopausal dwarf.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Release the Crackin!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 6 months ago

    He’s part thesaurus.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    So, he’s not “Grumpy”; he’s “Schizy”.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    “Surly that can’t be all of them.”

    “That isn’t all of them, and don’t call me Surly.”

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    Cerabooge  6 months ago

    He needs to cut back on the speed.

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    megerkey  6 months ago

    Seams like he has been reading Doc’s Thesaurus.

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    Digital Frog  6 months ago

    There are many facets to his facetiousness..

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    T...  6 months ago

    And the sixth dimension is…

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    PaulGoes  6 months ago

    Who gave him a thesaurus?

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 6 months ago

    the site “Bored Panda” has a nice tribute to Mr Parisi and the comic ! Check it out >

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    Ron Bauerle  6 months ago

    I’ve recently figured out why (some) old men are grumpy, though it seems odd to only happen to one out of seven here…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 6 months ago

    Ticked off, p!$$Ed off and short tempered…

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