Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 17, 2023

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    A jarring discovery.

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    Eli zabelle  5 months ago

    That’s shatteringly cute.

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Coroner declared that, seen the smoothness of the pieces, the crime occured long time ago.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Okay but where’s the hear glass?

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    Vilyehm  5 months ago

    The blood came out in quartz.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    They were tired of keeping everything bottled up.

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    saylorgirl  5 months ago

    I like this one. It’s cute.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Oh I sea.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Looks like there could be multiple victims!

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    If that’s the ocean, the deceased might have been a-salted.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Move along. There’s nothing to sea here.”

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    ewaldoh  5 months ago

    Looks to be a mass murder burial.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I like it! It’s a Columbo moment!

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    backyardcowboy  5 months ago

    The only evidence was the beer goggles. (the victim was a long-neck redneck.)

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    lv2sew  5 months ago

    Ah the detail. The detective, the crime scene photographer, the cop taking a witness statement, 2 other cops holding the crowd back. My comic du jour.

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    Bottle cops!

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    stamps  5 months ago

    Looks like it was a bottle frontonomy.

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    FireAnt_Hater  5 months ago

    That’s some strict enforcement(!) of the ‘no mosiacs allowed’ rule.

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    megerkey  5 months ago

    The medical Examiner is doubtful that an identity will be found as all DNA has been contaminated.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    It was an opened and shut case….of shattered wine…it blew its cork and floated off into the ocean.

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    JHL1  5 months ago

    Reminds me of netsea .com

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    It is odd how beach communities try to make a “thing” out of somebody’s old, dangerous bottle dump.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Might be the remains of a washed-up movie star.

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    Digital Frog  5 months ago

    Looks like a job for Magnum PI

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    donut reply  5 months ago

    When I was on a scuba diving trip tp Grand Turk, I was told the worn sea glass was probably from pirates who would smash the bottles on the side of the ship after drinking the gin.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  5 months ago

    He was right. I looked, and I did see glass.

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    thejanith Premium Member 5 months ago

    Love it! Those occupation-identifying hats (or are they bottle caps?) are priceless. Thanks for the laugh.

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    cactusbob333  5 months ago

    Doggie would like a piece of glass.

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    tinstar  5 months ago

    Uh, oh, they have a bottleneck going.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 5 months ago

    NCIS? Magnum PI? Hawaii 50?

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