Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 18, 2023

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    Scorpio Premium Member 9 months ago

    A perfectly valid reason.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago

    Get thee hence to a thrift clothing store. You can find some good quality stuff if you’re willing to hunt for it.

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    Macushlalondra  9 months ago

    There are ways to remove the kitty without physically removing the kitty. Open up a can of cat food or tuna. Kitty will get off the clothing.

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    P51Strega  9 months ago

    Dump him. Anyone that hung up on their pet doesn’t really have room for an emotional commitment to another person.

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    Doctor Toon  9 months ago

    I’m doing laundry today with 6 cats in the house

    I’m lucky they don’t interfere, they just want the empty baskets when I’m done

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    GreenT267  9 months ago

    Just one of a dozen excuses. The real reason is he just couldn’t be bothered spending the 10 minutes getting stuff into the washer and then remembering to throw it in the dryer. I once waited three days to do my laundry because my spouse hadn’t bothered to get his stuff out of the washer and into the dryer. And then he had to redo it.

    In our house everyone did their own laundry from Middle School on because Mom worked a full-time job outside the home and didn’t need to work a full-time job inside the home as well.

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    DM2860  9 months ago

    Not his only clean outfit; his only clean clothes. That is not an outfit. And outfit matches.

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    rhpii  9 months ago

    She would want to date him anyway. That black dress would be covered in cat hair in a matter of seconds.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    Well … well … What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue?

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    Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago

    The cat will eventually get off the laundry-when it’s hungry or when it need other things. Then you must immediately do it, just to get the cat hair off.

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    diskus Premium Member 9 months ago

    One of lifes puzzles, If you are going to clean all your laundry, well what do you wear while you are doing it?

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    glkilowoggl  9 months ago

    He has that few clothes that they all fit in one laundry basket?

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Don’t you know by now how to lure the cat off the basket? Treats!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    What stopped him? Clawstrophobia.

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    wildlandwaters  9 months ago

    Looks like he’s ready to go to walmart!

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    Reason #62 why I don’t own a pet.

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    MissyTiger  9 months ago

    Just open the laptop. Kitty will move.

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    leadvocal2001  9 months ago

    He was only going to the US Senate… who cares?

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