Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 9 months ago

    I think there might be a G in it.

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    ACK! Premium Member 9 months ago

    Arrr mateys! It be Talk Like a PIrate Day.

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    Ratkin  9 months ago

    Aurora? Curare? Jurors? Errors? Torero?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  9 months ago

    Talk Like A Pirate Day

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    Clue: something a pirate would say.

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    What’s a pirate’s favourite letter? “R”?

    Ya might think it’s the R, but really it’s the C!

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    SHIVA  9 months ago

    Try Yaaaaar!!!

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    Mirror

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    Ubintold  9 months ago

    Arrrrr spelled backwards.

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    Kaputnik  9 months ago

    To arr is human. Try arrarr and see if the computer thinks it’s an errorr.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Pirates has to takes the I ARRRRRRRRRRRR NOT ROBOT test on computer.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    He’s already used “ARRRRR” twice. Could it be “ARRRRR” again?

    Why not?! Third time’s a charrrm … Tharrr he goes – “ARRRRR”

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    bobpickett1  9 months ago

    today is “talk like a pirate day”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  9 months ago

    It’s “BRRRRR.”

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    wongo  9 months ago

    To err is human. to forgive is not company policy!

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    wongo  9 months ago

    Nice scaRRR!

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  9 months ago

    A guy is sitting next to a pirate at a bar and he strikes up a conversation with him. At one point the guy says, “I hope this isn’t too personal, but how did you lose your leg?”

    The pirate says “During a sea battle, I was pushed overboard and a shark took me leg straight off. Now I has me peg.”

    The guy says “what about the hook?” and the pirate says “Different battle, I was distracted for just a moment and me opponent chopped me hand right off.”

    The guy says “Wow. How about the eyepatch?” The pirate says “Seagull pooped in me eye and I lost it.”

    The guy looks skeptical. “How would a seagull pooping in your eye cause you to lose your eye?”

    And the pirate says, “it was me first day with me hook.”

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    Stocky One  9 months ago

    It’s “carers.”

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    goboboyd  9 months ago

    Hint, it’s not Avast, Scurvy. or Matey. Yard Arm is close, but no Rum for ye.

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    PaulAbbott2  9 months ago

    Yo ho ho and a crossword puzzle

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    Brian Fink  9 months ago

    Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day”

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    wildlandwaters  9 months ago

    Grrrrr?

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    jasonsnakelover  9 months ago

    Aurora?

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    Mainemom55  9 months ago

    Because today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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    kennnyp  9 months ago

    arrrrg…..wow…. i always thought that ended with a ‘g’……….

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    Another Take  9 months ago

    So silly that it’s hilarious!

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Try a vowel.

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    thejanith Premium Member 9 months ago

    Love it! Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to you, too, Mr Parisi.

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    Spiffy  9 months ago

    It’s already Talk Like a Pirate Day. The holidays sneak up on you fast!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    Long John Solver.

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    Chris Sherlock  9 months ago

    I’ll hazard a guess there’s an A in there somewhere.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 9 months ago

    Pirates are well-known for their cross words.

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    Katzi428  9 months ago

    Did you hear about the latest pirate movie? It’s rated ARRRR!!!!

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    Anne Premium Member 9 months ago

    Did you know that today is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”?

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    megiggles  9 months ago

    Arrrr! It’s on the tip o’ me tongue…

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    Gonzojr  9 months ago

    Maybe aye aye, sir?

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    ehselin1967  9 months ago

    National talk like a pirate day

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 9 months ago

    It’s talk like a Pirate Day- Arrrr!

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