Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 23, 2023

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    Just dumpty package off by the wall.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Well too late to orders frying pan too.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Poor Humpty looks eggstremely eggsasperated.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Teflon wall gets another victim.

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    backyardcowboy  5 months ago

    Depends or Chux would have been better.

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    loridobson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Velcro would be more reliable.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    I don’t think Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    Perfect for the equinox. Have a great fall everyone!

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    Kaputnik  5 months ago

    Not sitting on walls might also have helped.

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    kaystari Premium Member 5 months ago

    How is a delivery guy late? They are never late and never early. They always arrive exactly when they intend to.

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    Gina Carson  5 months ago

    His Summer was barely enjoyable but Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall.

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    It is hard to find a reliable safety harness for an egg shaped body.

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    cactusbob333  5 months ago

    He could have become such a nice chicken.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now we know why Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Humpty’s got a runny nose.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Now when will they come out with nonstick underwear?

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    Just in time for scrambled eggs!

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    BigBoy  5 months ago

    Clear a path everyone, the Kings Horses and Men need to get through. You know the drill !

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