Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 27, 2023

I got no beef with him.

Got tired of Slimmy Jimmy?

And would you get ahold of what “it” wants “it’s” pronouns to be???

A little help with the translation into English… please… Google doesn’t recognise American…

Yer all fatheads. Scram. Well, you, the spicy one, you can stay. The rest of ya beat it, ya bother me.

He became a “Butt” steak!

“Call me Meat Stick, he said.” Some Melville novel, I believe.

Whatta buncha jerks.

Slim Jims at a bar.

His real name is Willie McCoy.

But what about this bar? Seems to be a meat market

I met an old shipmate whose wedding I attended. When I asked how his wife Cathy was doing he responded that Cathleen was doing well. I wonder if that’s his choice of names or hers. She was Cathy for the 2 years that I knew her.

He must be “HOT” !

Least it gives his Buddies something to chew about.

James needs a hipster beard though.

Slim Jim

He’s also started moisturizing.

“Slender James” doesn’t have the right sound to it.

I thought they were hand rolled cigarillos.