Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 03, 2023

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    Ginger and Brad.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Breaking up is hard to do

    Ask Neil Sedaka.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    “I want my ring back!”

    “Me too.”

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    I like the part where you get to eat them.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Eh not so bad. In next scene they is gets eaten.

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Do you know…the Muffin Man??

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    twstd  4 months ago

    In the sequel, they reunite in the gut.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    In the next scene, both of them will say “Where’s the rest of me?”.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    That’s the way the cookie crumbles!

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    Darryl Heine  4 months ago

    Then don’t see any more gingerbread cookie movies.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    It’s only a movie. It’s only a movie. It’s only a movie. …

    [Disclaimer: No actual Gingerbread men or women were actually broken up or consumed in the making of this movie.]

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    It’s a complex love story; it takes time to digest the subtleties.

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    This is so sweet. But that’s just my gut reaction.

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    Stocky One  4 months ago

    Actually, for gingerbread cookies, breaking up is a snap!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    These movies always have crummy endings.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  4 months ago

    ♪ “You don’t bring me flours…” ♪

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    Always crummy when that happens.

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    Oh noooo Mr. Bill!!!!

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    MissyTiger  4 months ago

    Don’t worry, they’ll have one last tryst, but they won’t show it because it’s too spicy.

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