Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2023

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    Hello Everyone  5 months ago


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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  5 months ago

    Shopping the 12 days of Christmas?

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    7 lives for living.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    You forgot bags.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Online shopping? Naah. Cats is born hunters. They prefers to goes to store and pounces upon foods.

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    Eli zabelle  5 months ago

    Notice no unhealthy processed treats or cat food. He knows what is good for him.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    Nine entire tunas and 11 crates of catnip?! That’s enough for an army of cats. Uh oh. He’s assembling an army of cats!

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    glenn_harper  5 months ago

    Am I the only one reading the list to the tune “Twelve Days of Christmas”? :)

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    I can’t even remember my password.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  5 months ago

    What’s a password?

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    b.john71  5 months ago

    The twelve days of Catmus!

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    Nuke Road Warrior  5 months ago

    …and a partridge in a pear tree.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  5 months ago

    ♪ Five – Laser – Pointers ♫

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    wongo  5 months ago

    We have plenty of frozen mice here in North Dakota.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    Frozen mice: Mousecicles?

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    Rich_Pa  5 months ago

    A cat’s 12 wishes of Christmas.

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    dwagner200  5 months ago

    A lot of people with pet snakes are snickering at #1.

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    PassinThru  5 months ago

    Looks like the beginnings of the 12 Days of Christmas – for a cat.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    He certainly likes the frozen meeces….

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Ha! Good excuse when you’re history contains questionable searches!

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    cactusbob333  5 months ago

    I don’t see pre-enjoyed litterbox on the list.

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    thejanith Premium Member 5 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. This is why your strip is in the final slot on my comics feed. I really do like saving the best for last. Thanks for the consistent high quality and fun humor. Pleeeeease keep it up as long as you possibly can.

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    anomalous4  5 months ago

    Use a former pet’s name. They can’t access your computer from the other side of the Brudge.

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    “On the eighth day of Christmas, my person gave to me…”

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    paullp Premium Member 5 months ago

    It could also be that you shouldn’t let your pet know your password — whatever it is — especially when you have a super-intelligent pet who apparently knows how to use a computer and place orders online.

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    soaringblocks  5 months ago

    Great. Now I have the song stuck in my head…..

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    The Humanist Boss  4 months ago


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