Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 30, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    Oh, I have those every morning. Sometimes I think it would be easier to just drink it straight from the pot!

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    angelolady Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now that is cute!

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    cmxx  5 months ago

    Chocolate-coated coffee beans will do the job. Bonuses: they taste even more delicious than brewed coffee, there’s no waiting for anything to brew, they’re not too hot or too cool, and cleanup’s a snap.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    You sees all sortsa theengs until you is has coffee.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  5 months ago

    I need my glasses to find my glasses.

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    silberdistel  5 months ago

    I love how her hair is “done”. Often tried, never managed to get mine to look like that.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    That’s the kind of morning that I’m having.

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    johnjoyce  5 months ago

    That was me yesterday morning. It wasn’t pretty.

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    PassinThru  5 months ago

    Coffee with a shot of expresso!

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    A double shot never hurt!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  5 months ago

    Cannibal coffee?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Infinite Regression Coffee: For those times when Doctor Toon’s Nuclear Coffee for some incomprehensible reason isn’t strong enough.”

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Have a couple coffee.

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    mepowell  5 months ago

    A cartoon I saw years ago showed a sleepy looking man who has removed the top of his head so he can pour the coffee directly on his brain. There are mornings I’ve wished I could do that.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Regular or decaf and do both of them take cream and sugar?

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    Stephen Gilberg  5 months ago

    Yo dawg, I heard you like coffee, so we put a coffee in yo coffee so you can drink while you drink.

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    kershawfamily  5 months ago

    Try espresso shots or liquid caffeine

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    Moonkey Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sadly, I don’t like coffee and caffeine messes with my tinnitus. I just have to be groggy until about, oh, bedtime. Or, if it’s really, really cold outside for our dawn walk.

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    wordsmeet  5 months ago

    I love these coffee-related strips and I post them for my team members to enjoy and chuckle at.

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