Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 23, 2024

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    I so wanted to make a joke about another word for a cat but my better sense prevailed.

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    Aussie65  4 months ago

    the doors going to be horrified when the cat decides to go back the way it came

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    The cat’s name is Gas. You passed Gas.

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    Macushlalondra  4 months ago

    Awww, I love your “baby.” What a cutie!

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 4 months ago

    That was a good one & made me laugh !

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 4 months ago

    20 times a day. If there’s 2 cats, just wait until one is on each side and one won’t let the other pass. That should be fun.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Jim? Jim Morrison? Of The Doors? Is that you? You’ve had a kitten? All riiiiiiiight.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    Door: a device, the other side of which, the cat wants to be on.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Settle down….it’s a cat entrance….

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    JHL1  4 months ago

    I would expect it to be on the outside if just birthed. Since it is inside I think the door ate it.

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    skyriderwest  4 months ago

    Just wait until it goes out the door.

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    LMoltz  4 months ago

    You would KNOW if you gave birth. There’s no “think” about it!

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    KEA  4 months ago

    now if it was Garfield I could understand that feeling

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    All that going in and out and in and out was bound to lead to something.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Aw, that’s adoorable.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    The door had an encounter with a mad scientist who was able to make it possible for her to have kittens.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 4 months ago

    LOL! Mark, I think you’re a genius!

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    BaronBosse  4 months ago

    I would certainly understand the shock that – obviously – male door would experience.

    Suppose it is just a proof that doors can swing both ways.

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