Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 24, 2024

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    Executive meating.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    I guess a deli platter isn’t good enough for the Hoi polloi eh?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    I’m Chairman. I put out the chairs.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Eh? Me no get this.

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    Jml58  4 months ago

    And then we can do the salsa.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    If sales don’t improve, somebody here will be walking the plank.

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    basspro  4 months ago

    Sure to lead to the complete demise of the corporation I’m encouraging my colleagues to vote against your proposal and your dismissal.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Do they really have to vote on this?

    If any of them wasn’t in favor of this, they wouldn’t be on the board.

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    josephgelfo  4 months ago

    A (charcuterie) board meeting!

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    A team building weekend at a Dude ‘Ranch’ Pond. (sorry)

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    I hope they have chocolate for the fruit.

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    Darryl Heine  4 months ago

    Take a dip where?

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Are you sure it’s not going to overflow its banks?

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    Stocky One  4 months ago

    Sure, if you want to get your head bitten off!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    “Is he done speaking?”

    “No, he’s got mortadellas.”

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    And who wants to be a dip?

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    comicalUser  4 months ago

    If you get dipped, chances are you are get eaten. You really want that? :)

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    jhbythebay Premium Member 4 months ago

    Strawberry looks worried. Or is he wearing seeds on the outside?! That is hugely inappropriate in a workplace. He should be worried.

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    The one looks like he should be the head cheese, (or a cheese head!)…and another one looks to be headcheese…

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