Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 22, 2024

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 3 months ago

    What a sucker.

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Hit him with a sucker punch.

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    Cool Hand Luke Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hammer him!

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    deojaideep aka Courage  3 months ago

    Ya! What are you gonna do Alan?? You Lollypop!

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    MichaelAxelFleming  3 months ago

    He’s not a lollypop, he’s an all day sucker.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Candy Crush!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wonder what’s got a pole up his a**?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Oops. Hey. Nice guy. Wanna root beer?

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    joe piglet Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I was taught in the ancient art of Tooties Pop, I will floor him in 3 licks”

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    His ‘gimmick’ is The Twizzler.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    and he’s a gobstopper too.

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    ahnk_2000  3 months ago

    Are they at the candy bar?

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    Go on, give him a good licking.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    Just don’t get in a clinch or we’ll never get you apart.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Unless the cane and stick are willing to help ide let it go

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    bobbyferrel  3 months ago

    Don’t go to the ballet, Ralph. It’s by Tchaikovsky.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    That’s why boxing’s known as the sweet science.

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ha ha! They are all candies! Lol!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Ha! Way to not sugar coat it.

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    loridobson Premium Member 3 months ago

    Pick your battles.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Is there a candy called a jailbreaker?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s okay. Alan can lick him.

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    Pop him, Alan!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Alan’s a sucker for punishment. He always takes a licking.

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    Jon Schutter  3 months ago

    sucker’s about to get sucker punched.

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