Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 14, 2024

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  2 months ago

    I knew it!

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    I almost never use a house key. I press a button in the car to open the garage door. Homelink. Most cars have it, I think. It’s worth the trouble to program it.

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    seanfear  2 months ago

    and it specifically knows if you need the toilet

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    I just don’t lock my door. Besides he’s outside and it is dark. . . . .

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    jasonsnakelover  2 months ago

    Here we come again

    Catch me if we can

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    Who among us has not experienced this?

    He forgot one thing- when you drop the whole bunch.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Why’d ya haves bottle opener on it?

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    Is this one of those key parties? (By the way, nice to see he still carries a church key. Although today, a corkscrew probably gets used more.)

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    How does it really happen?

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    This is not quite true: all your keys and fob collude to work against you.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    These days, I only have one key on my key ring. My house key. My car keys are all keyless fobs and I don’t have an office key.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    This is why I only have the key to my front door on my keychain.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 2 months ago

    This is why I have a little motion sensor light over the keyhole.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 months ago

    Peek-key-boo, I see you.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    I wrap the top of the house key with a bit of friction tape. It makes it easy to identify and hold in the coldest weather.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    And if there’s more than one set of keys in your pocket, the set you need is always under all the others.

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    JediSQL Premium Member 2 months ago

    We love our keypad deadbolt. Never even have to think about keys.

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    Thehag  2 months ago

    Add to this a brain that tells the bladder to go go go! just as soon as it sees the front door.

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just before the Keys all decide to jump out of your hand.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 2 months ago

    This is sooo true!

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