Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 26, 2024

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I never visualized the Count, as a beach goer.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Good job.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    One time there were four dogs on beach altogether.

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    Someone has been keeping track.

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    Zykoic  about 2 months ago

    More people are bringing their dogs inside the supermarket. Is that a new thing? Hardly seems sanitary.

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    Vilyehm  about 2 months ago

    One of the cards in the stack has “IT” on it instead of a number.

    I leave it up to the reader to figure out where it goes, and when it is used.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “The sign is wrong!”

    - Ron White

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    Gina Carson  about 2 months ago

    I’ll remember that next time I see a sign that says “No Nudes on Beach.”

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    Darryl Heine  about 2 months ago

    “No dogs allowed, you’re not a crowd…”

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Well at least them doggies not fills the beach with trash and garbage like steenky hoomins.

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    Lady loves a joke  about 2 months ago

    Nice comic! A beach that is too good for my doggie, isn’t good enough for me.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    If they stay after sunset, it’ll be a three dog night.

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    JLChi  about 2 months ago

    Where there are dogs, there are reminders of dogs left behind. And unwary people step in those reminders or sit down to a picnic lunch and then notice the pile nearby.

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    SULLY!!!  about 2 months ago

    On the beach? U let cats do it in sand why not dogs on beaches???

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    MichiganMitten  about 2 months ago

    Ever see one of those “x days since last lost-time injury” signs at a workplace reset to zero and wonder what happened?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 months ago

    LOL!!! Good one, Mark!!!

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