Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 04, 2024

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    onomatopoeia

    would be cool done like the old Batman fight scenes

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bah humbug. The annual air and noise pollution festival.

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    BigBoy  3 months ago

    BOOM……. SQUEEeeeee SPLERK

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Oh look, it Bang galore in Bomb bay. All this fireworks is make me hungry. Lets we go to New Deli now.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Fizzle!

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Do you have it in Swahili?

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    ATGMer  3 months ago

    Ubangi?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Bang pop-pop-pop-pop-pop BANG pop-pop-pop-pop-pop BANG!

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    To all my American neighbors ~ ~ Happy Independence DayHere’s hoping you all vote to keep it..

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    … and “Mute”?

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 3 months ago

    This made me laugh.

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    Malph  3 months ago

    Safe for the plane. Pooph!

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    now ill have to put up with my dog going nuts for hours tonight

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    Nuliajuk  3 months ago

    Closed captions on tv can be hilarious. Sometimes because the captions are so obviously wrong, sometimes because things that don’t even need to be captioned get it. Such as on a cooking show I saw a few years ago.

    whisking noises

    whisk isk isk isk isk isk

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    MaCookie7  3 months ago

    Happy 4th of July everyone! And to all military, thanks for your service. :-)

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    EMGULS79  3 months ago

    Only fair, since the banging was probably responsible for a lot of the need for closed captions.

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    BearsDown Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s needed at drone shows.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    Happy 4th of July to all our friends south of the 49th Parallel

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Snap, crackle, pop…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    “ That reminds me, I should get a haircut.”, she thinks.

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    MichiganMitten  3 months ago

    That would be cool. Synchronized drones with lights for the captions.

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    thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Thanks for a really good laugh. Happy 4th of July to you, too, Mr Parisi.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s poor captioning. It should have said “BOOM.”

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    don’t I wish… my neighbors blow off what sound like the bombs bursting in air

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